Things to do at Wal-Mart

HAHA!!!! in math today i was on the internet, and i found this site that gave 101 things to do at Wal-Mart!!!

here's a few. they are soooo hilarious!!!

" 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen
you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.


19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!”

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired
employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any
Shnerples here?”

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.


62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse
through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare
them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms
and legs around.

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the
store.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while,
start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just
stay mesmerized."
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p.s. i dont encourage or even suggest you do these things, but i just thought i'd share cause some of them were really funy!!

This is very humorous. But don't forget, not to actually do some of these things. These are just for our enjoyment. Thanks!

yeah what she said! you would probebly get in trouble, this is just read and laugh at

My dad got a forward and edited it. It was 101 reasons why he shouldn't go back to Target. xDD

Haha those are funny! Loved reading them! :]

LOL! I should show this to my older brother!

I saw that list!

LOL! I saw this on YouTube!